- [regarding a case where the wife cut her husband's penis off]
- Lt. Anita Van Buren: She might as well have put it through the heart.
- Det. Mike Logan: That's not very compassionate.
- Lt. Anita Van Buren: What kind of life is this guy gonna have without... you know?
- Det. Mike Logan: Maybe he's got some other life-long pursuits.
- Lt. Anita Van Buren: Like what? You think he plays the clarinet?
- Det. Mike Logan: I hope he plays the clarinet.
- Det. Lennie Briscoe: I look at you and I see possession with the intent to sell.
- Belcher: You haven't searched me.
- Det. Lennie Briscoe: I got x-ray eyes. Now, you tell me about Drew Washington, and maybe I go blind.
- Zelda: [shown a picture of Hexter] Who's this?
- Det. Lennie Briscoe: You tell us.
- Zelda: Well it ain't Mr. Peepers. He's too young, and his face is too chubby, this one looks like a mama's boy.
- Belcher: [to Logan about Zelda] She's been walking us through boyfriends 1 through 90, this old broad makes Madonna look like a nun.
- Det. Mike Logan: We're going for a record.
- Det. Lennie Briscoe: What scares me is the day's not over yet.
- Det. Mike Logan: [after police find the dismembered penis their suspect tossed in the street] We should stack on littering too.
- Uniform Policeman: [looking for a man's penis his wife cut off] Mike, when we find it, what do I do with it?
- Det. Mike Logan: Put it on a leash and walk it over to St. Vincent's Hospital.
- Det. Mike Logan: Drew Washington. Anybody that can tell us about him gets a free pass out of here.
- Det. Lennie Briscoe: And everybody else gets to take a trip to the principal's office.
- Mrs. Louisa D'Angelo: [the cops are searching for her husband's severed penis] If it was *me* that was missing, you'd wait 24 hours before sending somebody out!
- Lt. Anita Van Buren: After the Bobbitt case, we're going to see a lot of this.
- Det. Mike Logan: Yeah, a lot of guys are going to start sleeping with one eye open.
- Lt. Anita Van Buren: It won't be long before the real Mr... 44 finds his next victim to kill.
- Det. Lennie Briscoe: Yeah well I just hope he does it in the Bronx.
- Det. Lennie Briscoe: Can you think of anyone who'd want to hurt Ken?
- Dory: Like did he have any enemies? We never even had friends, we were working all the time. I worked a double shift yesterday and never even saw him.
- Ben Stone: I don't think he's guilty of anything except being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
- Adam Schiff: Yeah, the last time I heard that story was from a man in Dallas 30 years ago. Next you're going to tell me Hexter thinks the CIA is setting him up.
- Ben Stone: If he IS a patsy, it's partly his fault, he won't give us a verifiable alibi.