Law & Order (TV Series)

Sideshow (1999)

Jerry Orbach: Detective Lennie Briscoe

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• Det. John Munch : [in lesbian bar]  Lennie, there's gotta be ten women for every woman in this place!

  Det. Lennie Briscoe : And all gorgeous...

  Det. John Munch : ...and happy. As soon as they invent artificial sperm and a machine that opens jars, you and I are out of business, old buddy.

• Det. John Munch : [searching victim's bedroom]  Place is negative for condoms, or any kind of contraceptive devices. Ditto peekaboo bras, Merry Widows, any Doc Johnson products. This lady had no discernible sex life!

  Det. Lennie Briscoe : Maybe she enjoyed solitaire.