Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)
Asunder (2000)
Christopher Meloni: Detective Elliot Stabler
Quotes
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Olivia Benson : Along with making the brass very happy, the guy's also a rapist.
Detective John Munch : Alleged rapist, thank you.
Olivia Benson : Ever hear of "no"?
Detective John Munch : You ever hear of contractual abandonment? The only reason to forsake all others is so you don't have to hear no.
Elliot Stabler : I've been married 16 years. I hear it all the time.
Olivia Benson : Okay, Munch, let me clue you in. A wife as property went out in 1984 when the law finally realized that even a married woman is allowed to say no.
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Donald Cragen : [to Tatum] You have business here?
Detective Danny Tatum : Yeah, Captain, I do. Is my sergeant pinched?
Donald Cragen : That doesn't concern you.
Detective Danny Tatum : I don't know who you work for, but in my department, we watch out for each other. Maybe riding the desk, you forget.
Donald Cragen : Well, I enforce the law and the only thing I ride is any hump who breaks it.
Detective Danny Tatum : [sees Stabler] Feeling wood for my buddy?
Elliot Stabler : I am now, cheap shot.
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Elliot Stabler : [about Lloyd Andrews] Maybe the guy was telling me what I wanted to hear, but he seemed pretty genuine to me.
Olivia Benson : Was this before or after his goon kicked your ass?
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Detective Danny Tatum : [to Stabler] Sex crimes. I hear that's a tough gig. I hear they rotate you guys out every two years. Is it really that rough?
Elliot Stabler : Well, Homicide's no picnic, either, right?