Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)
Countdown (2001)
Christopher Meloni: Detective Elliot Stabler
Quotes
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Detective Elliot Stabler : [about the missing girl] She's got four hours left to live. We gotta track down family and friends...
Olivia Benson : Elliot, she's already dead. This guy is on the run. You think that he's sticking to a time-clock?
Detective Elliot Stabler : We proceed under the assumption she's still alive. You know that.
Olivia Benson : Proceed? What are we gonna proceed to? What are we gonna do?
Capt. Donald Cragen : Get a few minutes of rack time, both of you.
Detective Elliot Stabler : [to Olivia] Take a nap. I'll let you know how it turns out.
Olivia Benson : Screw you.
Detective Elliot Stabler : Screw you.
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[Benson and Stabler are going to a party store to try to find a suspect]
Elliot Stabler : While we're there, remind me to get party tape for the twins' birthday party. I don't want to have to use crime scene tape.
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John Munch : [Fin starts to put eye drops in his eyes] Can I have some of that?
Fin Tutuola : No.
John Munch : Please?
Fin Tutuola : No.
John Munch : Come on.
Fin Tutuola : Can't share eye drops. That's how you get pinkeye.
Detective Elliot Stabler : Just give him the eye drops.
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Elliot Stabler : [to Munch] Put down the paper. Pick up a phone
John Munch : The wacko on line 1 or the psychotic on line 2?
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Detective Elliot Stabler : Hey, Munch, why do you do this? You always do this. He puts the lid back on an empty can.
John Munch : That's how I am.
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Mrs. Simmons : I'm sorry, I know you're terribly busy.
Detective Elliot Stabler : It's fine, really.
Mrs. Simmons : It's just they never had a single lead.
[Shows a school photo of her murdered daughter to Detective Stabler]
Mrs. Simmons : I brought this for you.
Detective Elliot Stabler : You should really keep that. We have one in the file.
Mrs. Simmons : Not this one. This is her last school photo. It came in the mail three weeks after she was murdered. I want it in your pocket when you catch him.
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Dickie Stabler : [getting pudding for him and Elizabeth from Munch for their birthday] It's fuzzy and black.
Detective Elliot Stabler : It is fuzzy and black.
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Olivia Benson : [after Mrs. Douglas puts an end to the detectives talking to Sophie] Well, you know, she's not bringing her back anytime soon.
Detective Elliot Stabler : If at all.
Alexandra Cabot : Well, if she continues to be uncooperative, we still have legal recourse.
Olivia Benson : Puts her in the room. It doesn't pull the words out of her.
Detective Elliot Stabler : I wouldn't put my girls through it. You don't know.