Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)

Design (2005)

Julian Sands: Barclay Pallister

Quotes 

• Elliot Stabler : You walked through this city carrying $500,000 and just handed it over to her?

  Barclay Pallister : Yeah.

  Olivia Benson : Then why did she leave crying?

  Barclay Pallister : Because she's crazy. I was happy to pay her just to get her out of my life. She left with the money and I never saw her again.

  Elliot Stabler : The problem is neither has anyone else.

  Chauncey Zeirko : We're through here. Charge my client or leave.

  Elliot Stabler : [turning to leave]  By the way, your cleanup job at the apartment sucked. You should have let April burn up in that car. You've made an awful lot of mistakes, and I promise they're gonna catch up to you.

• Barclay Pallister : [about April]  I told you I didn't rape her.

  Elliot Stabler : I know.

  Barclay Pallister : But if she slipped me a roofie, how did I get it up?

• Barclay Pallister : My flash-freeze method will revolutionize mortuary science.

  John Munch : And that gets you laid like a rock star.