Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)

Design (2005)

Richard Belzer: Detective John Munch

Quotes 

• Dr. Melinda Warner : The only explanation is a technique called electro ejaculation.

  Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola : I don't like the sound of that.

  Dr. Melinda Warner : [showing them a machine]  Nothing to it. Insert this end in the rectum, an electric shock causes an involuntary ejaculation.

  John Munch : Love used to be simpler.

  Dr. Melinda Warner : The first procedure was done back in the '70s on a teenager who died in a motorcycle accident. His parents wanted grandchildren. It's called posthumous reproduction.

  John Munch : The sperm from a corpse is viable?

  Dr. Melinda Warner : If harvested within thirty hours.

  Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola : Will this thing work if the guy's not dead?

  Dr. Melinda Warner : They've recently started using this technique on paraplegics and coma victims. If your guys were drugged, they never knew it happened.

• John Munch : [to Barclay Pallister]  All those NBA players out there and she picked you.

• Barclay Pallister : My flash-freeze method will revolutionize mortuary science.

  John Munch : And that gets you laid like a rock star.