Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)
Entitled (2000)
Richard Belzer: Detective John Munch
Quotes
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Det. John Munch : Will you ever have dinner with me?
M.E. Elizabeth Rodgers : Not while I can still feed myself.
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Detective Monique Jefferies : He was shot with a Black Talon?
Det. John Munch : Cop killers. They haven't been made since 1994.
Detective Monique Jefferies : Yeah, because they killed too many cops.
Det. John Munch : Nah, the real reason was, it was instantly recognizable. Bullet makers want anonymity. If you can't prove where the bullet was made, you can't sue the manufacturer. Where would we be without lawyers?
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Detective Olivia Benson : The crime scene is a big grope spot.
Detective Elliot Stabler : Romantic. Teenagers, honeymooners...
[glances at Olivia]
Detective Elliot Stabler : ...co-workers.
Captain Donald Cragen : So where's this guy's love interest?
Detective Olivia Benson : Uh... we're running down the prints.
Det. John Munch : Maybe he was alone.
Detective Olivia Benson : [sarcastic] Well, maybe his pants came off from the force of the shot.
Det. John Munch : All I'm saying is he could have been having safe sex with himself.
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Det. John Munch : Vanity, my name is woman.
Detective Monique Jefferies : It's frailty, not vanity, you misogynist.
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Det. John Munch : [yelling] You're enjoying this, these little guys trying to sweet-talk you into giving us a little crumb of information.
Arthur Pruitt : Oh yeah, yeah, it's the high point of my life.
Det. John Munch : Better than shooting those people in cold blood, you little reptilian geek?
Arthur Pruitt : Oh, it's bad cops now?
Det. John Munch : [yelling] You bet your ass.
Detective Monique Jefferies : John, easy.
Det. John Munch : [still in a loud tone] You did it, you piece of crap. I know it, you know it.
Det. John Munch , Detective Monique Jefferies : Seriously, come on.
Det. John Munch : No, I'm going to kill this guy myself.
Arthur Pruitt : [to Jeffries] Call him off, call him off.
Det. John Munch : I'm gonna Mike Tyson you, you bastard!
Arthur Pruitt : Come on. Is this legal?
Detective Monique Jefferies : Probably not.
Det. John Munch : [whispering] I'm gonna kill you, I'm gonna kill you, I'm gonna kill you.
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Det. John Munch : One minute you're getting your doorknob polished, the next you're sweet talking your way past St. Peter.