Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)

Folly (2001)

Richard Belzer: Detective John Munch

Quotes 

• Fin Tutuola : I'm not staying in here with all these cancer-causing particles flying around.

  John Munch : Stop worrying. As an African-American you're statistically far more likely to die of diabetes, high blood pressure, or heart disease.

  Fin Tutuola : Or a bullet.

• John Munch : [When Fin comes into the squad room wearing up a doctor's mask]  What's up, Doc?

  Fin Tutuola : Not taking any chances.

• John Munch : Maybe I should become an escort.

  Fin Tutuola : Don't quit your day job.

• John Munch : Everybody has fantasies. Most of them don't run amok. You know, guy wants to sleep with Miss October. His wife wants to spend 45 minutes with the buff construction worker she sees outside her office window.