Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)

Identity (2005)

Peter Firth: Dr. Preston Blair

Quotes 

• Detective Olivia Benson : Do you realize that disseminating pornography to a minor is a felony?

  Dr. Preston Blair : I showed them art books.

  Elliot Stabler : Doc, I saw the art in your office, and even I was uncomfortable at how many phalluses were on display.

  Dr. Preston Blair : That's because you're a bourgeois American, completely uptight about sex. It's what screws up your children and turns them into sex offenders.

  Elliot Stabler : You lost me at "bourgeois".

• Dr. Preston Blair : [about Lindsay]  In order for the experiment to work, she has to look like a girl, be treated like a girl, and taught to act like a girl.

  Elliot Stabler : Your experiment didn't work.

  Dr. Preston Blair : I disagree.

  Detective Olivia Benson : Lindsay's miserable.

  Dr. Preston Blair : What 14-year-old girl isn't?

• [the detectives are interrogating a sex therapist who used some controversial experimental procdeures on teenagers] 

  Elliot Stabler : Doc, I saw the 'art' in your office, and even I was uncomfortable with how many phalluses were on display.

  Dr. Preston Blair : That's because you're a bourgeios American, completely uptight about sex. It's what screws up your children and turns them into sex offenders.

  Elliot Stabler : ...You lost me at 'bourgeois.'

• Detective Olivia Benson : [to Dr. Blair]  So you're saying that children would be healthier if they were sexually active.

  Dr. Preston Blair : All I'm saying is people should be more open about the human body and not put taboos on it.

  Detective Olivia Benson : So you're not denying any of the allegations that Logan made against your practices.

  Dr. Preston Blair : Denying them? I'm writing a book about them.

• Dr. Preston Blair : Any plastic surgeon will tell you it's easier to dig a hole than build a pole.