Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)

Perfect (2003)

Dann Florek: Captain Donald 'Don' Cragen

Quotes 

• Odafin Tutuola : [about Dr. Lang]  Sounds like the lunatic fringe of medicine.

  John Munch : Well, it makes you feel good. What's wrong with that?

  Odafin Tutuola : That's the same excuse people use to get high. The doc's nothing more than a dealer with a license.

  John Munch : What he's doing is perfectly legal.

  Odafin Tutuola : Don't tell me you're thinking about taking this stuff?

  John Munch : I've considered it and why shouldn't I add some lean muscle to what you so lovingly call "my bony ass"?

  Donald Cragen : You can hit a gym when we close this case. Otherwise, everybody, focus.

• Alexandra Cabot : [about Dr. Lang]  We can't charge him.

  Donald Cragen : Alex, he deceived those desperate parents and inseminated minors.

  Alexandra Cabot : It's not fraud because there's no intent. It's not rape because there's no penetration and if we arrest him for aggravated sex abuse, he'll argue that the contact was for a valid medical reason.

  Donald Cragen : My ass. What Lang is doing in the name of science is no different from what Mengele did for the Nazis.

  Alexandra Cabot : Except these girls consented to the procedures.

  Donald Cragen : They're not old enough to consent.

  Alexandra Cabot : They are when it comes to reproductive rights. They don't need permission to get pregnant no matter how they do it.

• Joan Quentin : Mrs. Haggerty has a Master's in child psychology.

  Donald Cragen : Well, then, she understands that just because a teenager disagrees with her parents doesn't mean the parents did something wrong.