Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)

Prodigy (2002)

Richard Belzer: Detective John Munch

Quotes 

• John Munch : [on seeing a map of New Jersey's chemical sites]  "Garden State" my ass. I guess "chemical capitol of the world" didn't have the same zing to it.

• Odafin Tutuola : [When the detectives speak with Edward Boggs' wife]  She's good.

  John Munch : She's in shock.

  Odafin Tutuola : Housewife completely dependent, suspects he's cheating, follows him, catches him in the act... see ya.

  John Munch : You really think meek Mindy here could blitz attack two people?

  Odafin Tutuola : You don't need pecs to hire a killer.

• Odafin Tutuola : Here's the last case she closed. This guy Jake moves into the basement at his parents' house with his new bride, Missy. Dad walks in on them on their wedding night.

  Det. John Munch : How is that animal cruelty?

  Odafin Tutuola : Missy's a German shepherd.

  Det. John Munch : That's perfectly legal in twenty-six states.

• Phillip Mahue : Well, we're not tight anymore.

  John Munch : Let me guess, you're missing a pet.