Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)

Prodigy (2002)

Christopher Meloni: Detective Elliot Stabler

Quotes 

• Elliot Stabler : [about Harry Baker's bedroom]  Tidy.

  Olivia Benson : It could use a splash of color.

  Elliot Stabler : [points to the black, gray, white and red painting on the wall]  Oh, there you are.

  Olivia Benson : Blood red wasn't what I had in mind.

• Daisy Baker : I'm not gonna listen to these lies.

  Harry Baker : It's just an interrogation technique. Now they've got you good and riled, and it's time for Q and A. First, they'd wanna know if I'm a bed wetter. This is all about the accident with the cat. That gave them fire setting and animal abuse. Throw in enuresis and I fit the triad of sociopathy.

  Olivia Benson : Three childhood indicators of a future serial killer.

  Elliot Stabler : [to Mrs. Baker]  So, did he wet his bed?

• [last lines] 

  Elliot Stabler : [to Joe Poletti]  That year you're doing on your head, add 25 more and choke on it.

• Elliot Stabler : [to Harry Baker]  You think you're real cute, don't you?

  Harry Baker : Twenty-three cheerleaders can't be wrong.

• Elliot Stabler : [to Harry Baker]  I know where you live, I know where you learn and I know where you bury your kill. You get used to my face 'cause you're gonna be seeing it every time you turn around.

• [after finding a dead couple in a park] 

  Olivia Benson : He's got a wedding ring, is this a married couple?

  Elliot Stabler : Trust me, married couples don't have sex in parks.