Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)

Resilience (2002)

Richard Belzer: Detective John Munch

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Quotes 

• Capt. Donald Cragen : You think Landricks is a murderer and not just a sick freak?

  John Munch : Since when do those two exclude each other?

• Elliot Stabler : You heard Tom Landricks is getting his family back?

  John Munch : It gets worse. ACS just called. Jackie's pregnant, wants to keep the baby.

  Odafin Tutuola : Daddy's turkey basting worked.

• Karl Serrit : [while using the restroom]  Jealous?

  John Munch : No, but I am impressed. I believe the technical term for that is a Prince Albert.

  Karl Serrit : Ladies love the prince.

  Odafin Tutuola : The technical term for these are handcuffs.

  [handcuffs Karl] 

• James Randall : Just because I have high cholesterol doesn't mean I raped anybody.

  John Munch : So it's just a coincidence, Mr. Randall that the medication you take wound up inside Jackie Landricks?

  James Randall : Yeah, it's just a coincidence. Lots of guys have high cholesterol.

  Odafin Tutuola : Lots of guys don't live next to the victim's bedroom.

• James Randall : You want a DNA sample, sure, I'll give you a DNA sample. Just get me a plastic cup or a pretty woman, I'll give you all the DNA you want.

  [unzips his pants] 

  John Munch : Put it away, Mr. Randall. All we need is to swab inside your mouth.

• Odafin Tutuola : [to Karl Sirett about Jackie]  So why'd you run when she tried to kill herself?

  Karl Serrit : Those guys had it under control.

  Odafin Tutuola : Or you knew the cops were on the way and she'd finger you.

  Karl Serrit : Finger me for what?

  John Munch : We know you like attacking women. Did you go all the way with Jackie?

  Karl Serrit : Who's Jackie?

  Odafin Tutuola : The girl you followed into the subway. The girl you raped.

  Karl Serrit : I told you I never saw that bitch before.

  John Munch : [while reading from a file]  "I never saw the girl. I never met the bitch." You should get a better story, don't you think?

• Charles Eno : I had sex with Angie Landricks, but I never touched the girl.

  John Munch : You had sex with Jackie's mother?

  Charles Eno : Yeah! Why would I mess with jailbait when I could get it from her moms?