Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)
Sophomore Jinx (1999)
Christopher Meloni: Detective Elliot Stabler
Quotes
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[Stabler catches his daughter sneaking into the house at two in the morning]
Elliot Stabler : Out, nothing, nobody. Those are your answers to me?
Maureen Stabler : Uh-huh.
Elliot Stabler : Fine. You're busted. You're grounded. Go to your room.
Maureen Stabler : Wait, for how long?
Elliot Stabler : Until I got some answers or you turn eighteen, whichever comes first.
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[the detectives are requiring a sperm sample from Couger and another young man]
Riley Couger : I can't do this.
Elliot Stabler : You have a fight with your right hand? Sure you can.
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Abbot McCourt : These situations often come down to the student's word against that of a wellliked professor.
Elliot Stabler : Sir, Ms. Gallagher is not speaking much these days.
Abbot McCourt : I've had several discussions with Henri, and we've agreed that he will modify his behavior accordingly. You see, in our world...
Elliot Stabler : In our world, Father, behavior modification means prison time.
Abbot McCourt : For unwanted attention? Please.
Elliot Stabler : Again, sir, we call it "stalking." Legally, "harassment two." If we find priors, it goes up to "menacing in the first degree."
Abbot McCourt : Menace...? Well, that's in the eye of the beholder, isn't it?
Elliot Stabler : No, Father. It's in the eye of the District Attorney.
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Olivia Benson : [searching for their murder weapon] What if he pushes her down the stairs? This whole time, we've been assuming that the rock hit her.
Elliot Stabler : Maybe she hit the rock.
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Elliot Stabler : [staring at the place where a body has been found that is covered in flowers and such] Just once, I want to see people take a little bit of a breather before they let the healing begin. Look at this. 'Enrolled in God's college now. We love you, Jeanne.'
Olivia Benson : Come on Elliot. It's a spontaneous outpouring of emotion.
Elliot Stabler : I'm just saying, If ever go down, you better make sure the place where my body is found doesn't EVER look like this or I will haunt you for the rest of your days.
Olivia Benson : Gotcha.