Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)

Tangled (2001)

Richard Belzer: Detective John Munch

Quotes 

• [Searching a suspect's apartment for his cat to gather trace evidence] 

  Fin Tutuola : I don't see a cat.

  John Munch : That doesn't mean anything. They're freaky little creatures. They lurk.

  [Munch finds the cat moments later] 

  John Munch : Oh, there you are, you demonic little furball.

  [sweet talk] 

  John Munch : Come here, sweetheart.

• Fin Tutuola : Here pussy, pussy, pussy...

  John Munch : You're kidding, right?

  Fin Tutuola : This is not my area of expertise.

• John Munch : Actually the 1st Amendment gives him the right to ask, the 5th Amendment gives you the right not to answer.

• John Munch : Civil liberties, good. Lawyers, bad.

• John Munch : [to Martin Welker]  Doctor Rise-and-Shine ruined your life. You spent six months in prison. Now the only job you can get is cleaning up pigeon crap.