- [Searching a suspect's apartment for his cat to gather trace evidence]
- Fin Tutuola: I don't see a cat.
- John Munch: That doesn't mean anything. They're freaky little creatures. They lurk.
- [Munch finds the cat moments later]
- John Munch: Oh, there you are, you demonic little furball.
- [sweet talk]
- John Munch: Come here, sweetheart.
- Fin Tutuola: Here pussy, pussy, pussy...
- John Munch: You're kidding, right?
- Fin Tutuola: This is not my area of expertise.
- Lara Todd: Do you have any idea how horrible it was? A jealous psychopath killed the love of my life and I couldn't even go to the police!
- Olivia Benson: Sweetheart, the reason that you couldn't go to the police is because you're the one that hired him.
- John Munch: Actually the 1st Amendment gives him the right to ask, the 5th Amendment gives you the right not to answer.
- Doorman: [to Munch and Fin] If you're looking at me for this, you must have gone to detective school on a special yellow bus.
- John Munch: [to Martin Welker] Doctor Rise-and-Shine ruined your life. You spent six months in prison. Now the only job you can get is cleaning up pigeon crap.