Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)

The Third Guy (2000)

Christopher Meloni: Detective Elliot Stabler

Quotes 

• Tech : Guy ejaculated on her thigh. Take a look at this. Tied up with her own support hose.

  Detective Olivia Benson : The attacker came unprepared. The rape was probably an afterthought.

  Detective Elliot Stabler : How do you get those thoughts about somebody who looks like your grandmother?

• Hiphop : [while being arrested]  Me has embaucado, you douche!

  Detective Elliot Stabler : Yo, Hiphop. You want us to Mirandise you in English and Spanish, we can.