- Maxine: The bottom line is men are nothing but speed bumps on the road to happiness.
- Regine Hunter: No no, I think they're more like cheap pantyhose at the worse possible moment they run on you.
- Synclaire James-Jones: But did you ever stop to think about what the world be like without men?
- Khadijah: A bunch of fat happy women and no crime!
- Regine Hunter: Why does this keep happenin' to me?
- Maxine: Cause you keep lookin for someone to carry you.
- Regine Hunter: What's wrong with that?
- Khadijah: They keep droppin' yo' ass.
- Synclaire James-Jones: Go ahead Regine let it out, cry. If you don't your tearducts will get blocked up and then when you get old you won't be able to cry.
- Khadijah: Just when we thought it was safe to let you back into the conversation.
- Regine Hunter: [after being stood up] What is wrong with me? Why do I keep doing this to myself?
- Maxine: You just want someone to carry you.
- Regine Hunter: What's wrong with that?
- Khadijah: 'Cause they keep DROPPIN' yo' ass!