- [Lizzie was asked to represent the school at a rhythmic gymnastics meet. She was reluctant at first until Gordo and Miranda convinced her to do it but for their own reasons]
- Gordo: We can't push Lizzie into doing something shameful just because I want to make a documentary and you want to one-up Kate.
- Miranda: We can't?
- [Gordo gives her a disapproving look]
- Miranda: Okay. We can't. You're right.
- [they sit down on the grass]
- Gordo: Being humiliated during puberty can have deep and lasting psychological consequences.
- Miranda: [smiles] You've been into your dad's shrink files again, haven't you?
- Gordo: His Tuesday at 3:30 is *really* scary!
- [she laughs and shakes her head]
- Kate Sanders: What's your e-mail, Lizzie? Lizzie@giantloser.com?
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: Could you say that one more time for the camera, Kate? I'm trying to cast the part of the bitter, talentless girl.
- Lizzie McGuire: English test grades are up.
- Miranda: Another B?
- Lizzie McGuire: What else?
- [Gordo turns his camera from Miranda to her]
- Lizzie McGuire: I'm so sick of getting B's! I want an A at something.
- Gordo: You can be an actress. You look pretty good through the camera.
- Lizzie McGuire: You think?
- Gordo: Sure.
- [Lizzie takes a pirouette in front of camera]
- Miranda: Cool.
- [Lizzie stumbles on her bag and falls over]
- Gordo: Or a stunt woman.
- Miranda: Woah! You look like Neve Campbell at the end of "Scream".
- Lizzie McGuire: Which is pretty good, compared to how I feel.