Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (TV Series)

It's a Small World After All (1996)

Teri Hatcher: Lois Lane

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Quotes 

• Clark Kent : I just stepped out of the shower and in walks this exterminator guy looking for rats.

  Lois Lane : You're kidding. Did he see anything?

  Clark Kent : No. I was wearing a towel.

• Dr. Klein : [reading a note from Superman]  "Lois, it's too dangerous. Stay put until you hear from me".

  Lois Lane : Aww, he always says that. And I never listen.

• Perry White : Don't fight it, Clark. When the pit bull gets hold of the bone, it just ain't gonna let it go.

  Clark Kent : Tell me about it.

  Lois Lane : Perry, there's a connection between some no-shows at my reunion.

  Perry White : What makes you think that?

  Lois Lane : Well, they weren't there.

  Perry White : How are they connected?

  Lois Lane : Well, they weren't there.

  Perry White : Why weren't they there?

  Lois Lane : I don't know. They weren't there.

  Perry White : Oh boy! That's a story just crying out to be told!

• Lois Lane : Clark ask me to scour the earth, wake up every cop, knock on every door. But please don't ask me to walk away from you. I don't know how to do that.

• Clark Kent : Would the future Mrs Kent, and her alter ego Lois Lane, accept an apology... and dinner?

  Lois Lane : If Mr Kent, and his alter ego, would provide the flight.

  Clark Kent : Deal!

  Lois Lane : [Returning home]  You know the 4 of us make a pretty good team, we should double date more often.

• Lois Lane , Superman : [In unison]  You are so stubborn!

• Clark Kent : [Reading from Lois's yearbook]  You're in my dreams like a touchdown pass. I can't help noticing you've got a great...

  Lois Lane : [interrupts]  Give me that! I was also in my dating the quarterback phase.

• Clark Kent : I also noticed you were voted least likely to get married...

  Lois Lane : And put up a picket fence, I know, I know. I was headstrong and independent and by the way also vowed not to get married until after that first Pulitzer.

  Clark Kent : What changed?

  Lois Lane : I met you.

  [Kisses Clark] 

• Lois Lane : Clark, listen.

  Clark Kent : Yeah.

  Lois Lane : We never really talked about this but just how dead set are you on me changing my last name to Kent?

  Clark Kent : Well...

  Lois Lane : [interrupts]  Because you know it is my professional name and marrying you is a huge part of my life, don't get me wrong, but you know so is this.

  [Motions around the office] 

  Lois Lane : And you know I don't think I'll feel one bit less married to you by holding onto a name that has taken me really years to establish. Of course you have tradition on your side but you know I've never understood why women have to do all the changing. They, you know, change their name when they get married, they change their body when they have a baby.

  Clark Kent : [Interrupting her babbling]  Lois.

  Lois Lane : Yes?

  Clark Kent : [Holds up the coffee]  Next time decaf for you!

  Lois Lane : I just feel... attached... both professionally and personally to Lois Lane.

  Clark Kent : Me too.

  Lois Lane : You too what?

  Clark Kent : I'm attached to Lois Lane. I fell in love with her, I admire her, I depend on her. I'm not asking for any changes am I?

  Lois Lane : [Smiles]  No.

  Clark Kent : If something is important to you then it's important to me. We're in this together.

  [kisses Lois] 

• Clark Kent : This shirt seems all stretched out.

  Lois Lane : Not that I'm all that domestic but do shirts stretch?

• Lois Lane : [Talking on the phone with Dr. Klein, barely holding back tears]  So what you are saying is it's hopeless? Well of course I'm alarmed, the world needs Superman!

  Lois Lane : [Hangs up the phone and starts crying]  I need Superman.

• Clark Kent : You know what's great about you?

  Lois Lane : Sure. But you could repeat it again.

  Clark Kent : Everything. As long as we're together it's incredible.

• Lois Lane : [Walking into the reunion]  So I never asked you, in situations like this are you a mingler or a clinger?

  Clark Kent : What?

  Lois Lane : A mingler or a clinger? Do you hang on the hip all night or do you like to split up and circulate?

• Lois Lane : Clark either your clothes are growing or you're... . what's happening?

  Clark Kent : Something really strange. I mean I know what's happening I just don't understand how or why.

  Lois Lane : Has this happened before?

  Clark Kent : First I noticed it was Monday.

  Lois Lane : This started yesterday and you didn't tell me? What were you thinking?

  Clark Kent : I was thinking 'don't tell Lois she'll only be upset.' I just wanted to get some facts first, you know figure out what was happening to me.

  Lois Lane : To us! Whatever happens to you or me happens to us. Didn't you just get through saying we are in this together? And we'll get through this together.

• Lois Lane : [about the scientist who created the shrinking formula]  Well, who did he work for?

  Dr. Klein : Oh gee, his work was funded by, uh...it was a large cosmetics firm.

  Lois Lane : A cosmetics firm?!

  Dr. Klein : Well, you know, they're always trying to shrink something.