Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (TV Series)

It's a Small World After All (1996)

Kenneth Kimmins: Dr. Bernard Klein

Quotes 

• Dr. Klein : [reading a note from Superman]  "Lois, it's too dangerous. Stay put until you hear from me".

  Lois Lane : Aww, he always says that. And I never listen.

• Superman : It's okay, Doc, you can tell me. You can be blunt.

  Dr. Klein : Think of yourself as a snowman: as a snowman melts, it has less and less to protect it from the effects of the sun. Before you know it, you're nothing more than a puddle with a corncob pipe.

  [Superman stares without speaking] 

  Dr. Klein : Too blunt! Too blunt, I knew it!

• Lois Lane : [about the scientist who created the shrinking formula]  Well, who did he work for?

  Dr. Klein : Oh gee, his work was funded by, uh...it was a large cosmetics firm.

  Lois Lane : A cosmetics firm?!

  Dr. Klein : Well, you know, they're always trying to shrink something.