- H.G. Wells: The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some and so cruel to others, even those who could be gods.
- Tempus: [watching alternate Clark become Superman] Bravo, Mr. Kent. My plan is working perfectly.
- H.G. Wells: You have a plan?
- Tempus: Yes, Herb. I'm the bad guy- we always have a plan.
- Alternate Superman: It's all right. Honestly, I don't know how you think a pair of glasses would keep people from finding out. It's ridiculous.
- Lois Lane: Is this the absolute total final guest count?
- Clark Kent: Funny you should mention that cause I ran into an old friend last night.
- Lois Lane: Who?
- Clark Kent: Lana Lang.
- Lois Lane: Oh, an old girlfriend.
- Clark Kent: Lois you are getting that sound in your voice.
- Lois Lane: What sound?
- Clark Kent: Well that at any second the claws are gonna pop out of your fingers... and I'm gonna have to get you a saucer of milk.
- Lois Lane: Meow.
- Lois Lane: Let me get this straight. You're *Superman* and your high school girlfriend can push you around?
- Superman: Lois, are you alright?
- Lois Lane: I'm fine, I'm fine.
- Superman: What happened? You were gone for almost 10 seconds.
- Lois Lane: 10 seconds?
- Superman: Yeah the weirdest 10 seconds of my life. I didn't know where you were or what to do. And then...
- Lois Lane: What?
- Superman: I just, I got this *feeling* of what my life would be like if I lost you.
- Lois Lane: But I'm back and I'm not going anywhere ever again.
- [Kisses Superman]
- Lois Lane: Clark, about Lana Lang... let's go ahead and invite her to the wedding. I think I have a pretty good idea of why it didn't work out between you two and why it will always work with us, no matter how crazy the world gets.
- [Kisses Clark]
- Alternate Superman: What if I asked you to stay?
- Lois Lane: I can't.
- Alternate Superman: But I'm not sure how to be *this*. You made it happen.
- Lois Lane: All I did was help you make the right choice, you'll keep doing that. You just have to believe in yourself as much as I do.
- Alternate Superman: Lois I don't just need your help. I need you.
- Lois Lane: So does he.
- Alternate Superman: What I'm trying to say... I know this sounds crazy, but I think that I...
- Lois Lane: So does he.
- Alternate Superman: Does he know what he has?
- Lois Lane: We both do.
- Tempus: You know, my stores are offering a great deal on a 12-clip automatic. 24 rounds with every purchase, and a free pair of sunglasses.
- Tempus: [to H.G. Wells] Herb, if I wanted to kill her, I'd beat her to death with a frozen lamb chop and then eat it with a nice merlot.
- Tempus: [to H.G. Wells] I've missed you, Herb. Sure, you're a few years older, I'm a few pounds lighter, you're about to become a corpse, I'm about to be a god, but it's the same old us, together again, huh?