Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (TV Series)

Toy Story (1997)

Teri Hatcher: Lois Lane

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• Lois Lane : Hard to call it a kidnapping when there is no kidnapper.

  Clark Kent : Maybe it's some kind of mind control or a hallucination or maybe even some kind of invisible man.

  Lois Lane : Clark listen to us, what do we do for a living?

• Clark Kent : [On the phone]  Dad, I gotta go. Alright, you guys are going to stay with us, no arguments. That is final. Okay... okay... see you when you get here tomorrow. Love to mom, bye.

  Lois Lane : You know, it is their anniversary. Maybe they don't want to stay at our place, maybe they want to be alone.

  Clark Kent : [Looks completely confused]  Alone?

  Lois Lane : Yeah, you know, so they can be together, celebrate in private.

  Clark Kent : Lois come on, these are my parents we're talking about.

  Lois Lane : Well...

• Martha Kent : Are you okay honey?

  Lois Lane : Me? Yeah, I'm fine. This whole story's just had me thinking about having babies.

  Martha Kent : Lois? Are you trying to tell me something?

  Lois Lane : What? Oh, oh you think that I'm... oh no, I'm not. No I'm not, really. I mean not that I wouldn't want to be, I mean I wouldn't want to be right this second but uh it's uh just been crossing my mind lately.

  Martha Kent : I see.

  Lois Lane : Actually we are waiting for Dr Klein to tell us if we can even have kids. Did you ever have any qualms about raising children after you started trying? I mean did you, did you ever think that you might not be able to handle the responsibility?

  Martha Kent : Oh no, not once I decided I was ready.

  Lois Lane : And I'll know that I'm ready for this how exactly?

  Martha Kent : You just will. When you are, you'll know.

• Lois Lane : Maybe we should split up the rest of this list before any other kids disappear. I'll take the lawyer and the board member who were fired, you take the other two.

  Clark Kent : Okay, deal. First one back to The Planet wins?

  Lois Lane : You're on.

  [Clark dashes off and Lois yells] 

  Lois Lane : Hey, no fair fl-... you know what!

• Brittany Turner : I miss my doggy, I'm scared.

  Lois Lane : Oh listen, I've got something for you. How 'bout a story? Once upon a time there was a little boy who had to leave his home because his planet was going to explode. And his mommy and daddy, they didn't have time to build a spaceship big enough for the whole family. So they built one just for him so that he had time to escape. And then he traveled millions and millions of miles through space until he landed here on earth. And he was really really scared too because he missed his home and his mommy and daddy just like you guys. But do you know who that little boy turned out to be? This little boy turned out to be Superman.

  Brittany Turner : Superman was scared too?

  Lois Lane : [Nods yes]  But you know what he did? He reached down inside and he found out that he was also really really brave.

  [the kids all talk over each other excited] 

  Lois Lane : So when you're your most sad or your most scared, you just remember that Superman was once scared too. And if you believe in yourself then everything will work out for the best. The end.

  [the kids cheer] 

  Lois Lane : [Opens the door]  Dr. Klein.

  Dr. Klein : Lois that was amazing. I'm impressed. How'd you know what to do?

  Lois Lane : Oh, I don't know. Maybe I saw it in some old movie or something.

  Dr. Klein : Maybe it just maternal instinct.

  Lois Lane : Nah... You think?

• Martha Kent : Thanks for the wonderful dinner and the beautiful presents.

  Lois Lane : That thing we were talking about before, about being ready, I think I know.

  [Lois and Martha share a knowing look] 

  Martha Kent : Johnathan, we have to go now.

  Jonathan Kent : Bye.

  Clark Kent : Bye.

  [Turns to Lois] 

  Clark Kent : What was this all about?

  Lois Lane : Oh just girl talk. I'll tell you about it upstairs.

  Clark Kent : Why upstairs?

  Lois Lane : [Gives him a look and grabs him by the tie]  Guess...

• Clark Kent : [Hears a cry for help, looks at Lois as he reaches to loosen his tie]  Uh, I...

  Lois Lane : Sure, yeah, go.

  Jimmy Olsen : How do you guys do that? How did you even know he had somewhere to go?

  Lois Lane : Oh well I, I just... can't tell you.