- Bartender Isaac Washington: [Isaac is trying to write a book] Hey, Doc. I finally figured something to write about. It hit me last night. Now, what do I know better than anything?
- Doctor Adam Bricker: Oakland, on five dollars a day?
- Bartender Isaac Washington: No, the things that happen on a cruise ship.
- Doctor Adam Bricker: Hey, not bad. Not bad at all. That could even be a television series.