Seeking ideas, romance novelist Kate fantasizes that Ace is courting her; rock star Crazy Joe finds romance with Joyce Anderson; annual guests have stayed in the same cabin for years, but are married to others and committing adultery.
Searching for inspiration, a romance novelist (Morgan Brittany) fantasizes that Ace (Ted McGinley) is courting her; a rock star (Joe Regalbuto) tries to act like a regular guy and finds romance with another passenger (Donna Pescow); a couple (Jayne Meadows and Bill Macy) who regularly take the cruise and have the same cabin, for ten years, are really married to other people and sneaking away for the cruise.—anonymous