The Love Boat (TV Series) Soap Gets in Your Eyes/A Match Made in Heaven/Tugs of the Heart (1984) User Reviews

Dash Dash Dot (G for Galahad)

[WalterKafka · 27 April 2024]

"Leslie, we are warmed by your glow." I would not want soap in my eyes. That would hurt. My brother squirted lemon juice in my eyes once. I cut his brake lines. That's a joke, of course. Gopher's old girlfriend is here. She's a big fan of Victorian swimwear. She has a surprise. I prefer the silly Gopher, but Fred Grandy is pretty good here. Bill Macy has a guardian angel. The angel says he's got to do something for someone else, or he can't get into Heaven. Who knew Heaven was so transactional? Juliet Mills is a neighbor of Captain Stubing. She wants our dead man. What sacrifice can he make for her? A famous soap actor connects with Melanie, but her mother is overly protective. She thinks he's actually the character he plays on television. I'm thinking about bringing back the expression 'Holy Toledo.' I know Nedra Volz from her appearances on The Hollywood Squares / Match Game Hour. On Kafka's Love Boat Scale, this episode gets 2 * out of a possible 4 *.