The crew goes to Italy to work on a cruise ship there. Among the passengers is a family whose patriarch and matriarch (
Ernest Borgnine and
Shelley Winters) originally came from Italy and accompanying them are their 2 daughters (
Candice Azzara and
Meredith Baxter) and granddaughter (
Marie Osmond). Into the trip, the couple bicker to the point that they're considering separating. One of the daughters (Baxter) is meeting someone on a sort of blind date but, not known to her, is a gigolo (
David Birney). And the granddaughter (Osmond), who's been promised to another guy back home, meets a local (
John James) and is attracted to him. And Gopher meets a local woman (
Christopher Norris), who says he reminds her of someone she knows. While on shore, the man, who's the spitting image of Gopher, kidnaps him and assumes his identity.
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