M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Are You Now, Margaret? (1979)
Jamie Farr: Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger
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Quotes
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Major Margaret Houlihan : Well, tell me what I can do.
Congressional Aide R. T. Williamson : We need to be closer, Margaret. Much closer.
Major Margaret Houlihan : Closer?
Congressional Aide R. T. Williamson : Right.
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : [Margaret and Williamson kiss. Klinger steps out of the closet and snaps a picture] 'V.I.P. Makes Major Mistake.'
Congressional Aide R. T. Williamson : What was that?
Major Margaret Houlihan : It's 10:00.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : [Hawkeye, B.J., and Charles enter] Did someone flash?
Congressional Aide R. T. Williamson : Uh! Uh, uh... There is someone in that wall locker.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : There is?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Oh, my. You must...
Maj. Charles Winchester : You're right, they're everywhere.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : [B.J. opens the closet door] Klinger, is there someone in here?
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : No, I've been in here 20 minutes, and I haven't seen anybody.
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Col. Sherman T. Potter : Klinger, did I get a letter from Mr. Williamson?
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Oh, uh, yes, sir, Colonel.
Col. Sherman T. Potter : I don't remember seeing it.
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : When it came, sir, you were out. So I put it in the "Out" box. Course, now that you're in...
Col. Sherman T. Potter : Uh-huh.
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Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : [snapping a picture of Margaret's dinner] Still life on a shingle.