M*A*S*H (TV Series)
As You Were (1974)
Alan Alda: Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce
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Quotes
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Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : [he and Trapper are wearing gorilla costumes and Frank has just asked them to operate on his hernia] Excuse me while I consult with my colleague.
[He and Trapper leap about the Swamp acting and grunting like gorillas, then:]
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : We'll do it...
[he throws a hairy arm around Trapper]
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : Me and the missus.
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[Hot Lips and Frank enter The Swamp to find Trapper and Hawkeye dressed in gorilla suits]
Maj. Frank Burns : Pierce? McIntyre?
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : What is it, Frank?
Maj. Frank Burns : Take off those masks!
Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan : Take off those suits!
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : We will if you will.
Maj. Frank Burns : Where did you get those costumes?
Army Capt. "Trapper John" McIntyre : What costumes?
Maj. Frank Burns : The costumes you're wearing!
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : These aren't costumes. We stopped shaving last month.
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Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : [in his gorilla suit] Why do people always wait so long before they go to their gorilla?