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Maj. Frank Burns : I really wasn't expecting more wounded! General MacArthur said the fighting would be over by Christmas.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Yeah, but he didn't say what year.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Actually, he was referring to the fighting between himself and Mrs. MacArthur. She's got an entirely different idea on how the war should be run.
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Hey, put out that cigarette. There's a lot of ether in there.
The Sergeant : Hey, I'm a sergeant, fella.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : And I'm a captain, fella. Which means if we're blown up, I'll fly higher than you. So put it out.
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Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : All right. I think that's all. Copper sulfate.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : This stuff coats and neutralizes the little bits of phosphorous that might still be in the leg. It helps to see where they are.
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : How do you keep all that stuff in your head?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : You wear earplugs so it doesn't leak out.
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Maj. Frank Burns : The laundry is on fire.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : I was wondering when things would get interesting.