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Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : [trying to make a trade for plasma with another unit] Okay. Hold on now. Listen. This is gonna be a little rough, Dusty. I broke my glasses, and it's like looking through an ice cube. Uh, how would you like some, uh... Wait a minute. Hey, would you like some jeep butter? No. No. That's, uh, uh, jeep batteries. We got two extra. No, huh? Well, let's see. We got Bunsen burners, throat swabs. Hey! You can't pass this up. The quartermaster made a mistake and sent us 5,000 extra rolls of toilet paper... Yeah. Well, I know it's a lot but... maybe you could start your own newspaper.
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Col. Sherman T. Potter : Creeps.
Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : Who, sir?
Col. Sherman T. Potter : Colonels. You can't trust any of 'em. They're just THIS far from making general. They can taste those stars. They'll do anything to get 'em. Never mind if they don't deserve 'em, if they don't know their brass from their elbows. Captains and majors are okay. They're too far away. They don't have to make points. And generals usually relax once they've made it... although I had one in the cavalry ordered all horses corked before parades.
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Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : [a laundry basket has caught fire] Criminy! Klinger, look at that!
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : How'd that happen?
Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : How do I know? Douse it, will ya?
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Stand back.
Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : [Klinger throws a tray of liquid on the fire, which then explodes] Hey, are you crazy?
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : I thought it was water.
Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : It's alcohol!
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Can you imagine what that does to your stomach?
