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Maj. Frank Burns : I really wasn't expecting more wounded! General MacArthur said the fighting would be over by Christmas.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Yeah, but he didn't say what year.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Actually, he was referring to the fighting between himself and Mrs. MacArthur. She's got an entirely different idea on how the war should be run.
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Maj. Frank Burns : This is not a war. It's a police action.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : If it's a police action, why didn't they send cops?
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Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : All right. I think that's all. Copper sulfate.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : This stuff coats and neutralizes the little bits of phosphorous that might still be in the leg. It helps to see where they are.
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : How do you keep all that stuff in your head?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : You wear earplugs so it doesn't leak out.
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Maj. Frank Burns : I, for one, am glad the Chinese have finally gotten into the show. We'll obliterate them all.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : All 600 million, Frank?
Maj. Frank Burns : Well, most of 'em don't wanna be Reds anyway.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Then why kill 'em?
Maj. Frank Burns : Well, they can't have it both ways.
