M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Guerilla My Dreams (1979)
David Ogden Stiers: Maj. Charles Winchester
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Quotes
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Maj. Charles Winchester : One does not snort cognac, Klinger. One entices cognac. First, one warms it. Then one lures the scent to the waiting nostrils. One urges it to insinuate its fumes through the joyous olfactory passages.
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : I get the feeling we're not talkin' boilermakers here.
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Maj. Charles Winchester : Klinger, when one receives a new divan, one does not invite the delivery boy to repose upon it.
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Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Where'd you get the eyeshades?
Maj. Charles Winchester : Firing squad surplus. Perhaps you'd like to borrow them when I have you shot.