- Colonel Lillian Rayburn: What does "B.J." stand for?
- Capt. B.J. Hunnicut: Anything you like.
- Colonel Lillian Rayburn: [smiling] I'll get back to you!
- Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: [Trying to find out what BJ stands for] What if I guess your name?
- Capt. B.J. Hunnicut: Fine.
- Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: Belvidere Jehosaphat?
- Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: Who would name their kid BJ?
- Capt. B.J. Hunnicut: My mother, Bee Honeycut, and my father, Jay Honeycut.
- Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: [Still trying to guess what BJ stands for] Was your mother Mexican?
- Capt. B.J. Hunnicut: No.
- Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: That eliminates Benito Juarez.
- Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly: [Coercing Radar to open BJ's personal file] For Pete's sake, Colonel Rayburn is right behind that door. What if she walks in on us?
- Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: Okay, I'll marry you...