M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Quo Vadis, Captain Chandler (1975)
Edward Winter: Col. Samuel Flagg
Quotes
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Colonel Flagg : You're dumb, Freedman, very dumb! But you've met your match in me!
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Colonel Sherman T. Potter : I'll be grateful to you, Colonel, if you'd clear this matter up.
Hawkeye : Without taking hostages, if possible.
[Turns to BJ]
Hawkeye : Colonel Flagg's over here to keep us all safe from democracy.
Colonel Sherman T. Potter : Can it, Pierce.
Colonel Flagg : Still a cutie-pie, ain't you.
Hawkeye : Well, some guys have got it.
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Colonel Flagg : You can put a lid on this guessing game. As it happens, I know who our friend with the Messiah complex really is.
Maj. Frank Marion 'Ferret Face' Burns : Oh, I knew you'd get to the bottom of this.
Colonel Flagg : All it takes is the right man with a shovel - who knows where to dig.
Maj. Frank Marion 'Ferret Face' Burns : I couldn't ask for a better man.
Major Margaret Houlihan : Or a bigger shovel.
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Colonel Flagg : Colonel.
Colonel Sherman T. Potter : Colonel?
Colonel Flagg : When can I have him? Give me a medical decision now. The last C.O. they had here couldn't make a decision without a month's warning.
Colonel Sherman T. Potter : I'm not fond of personal abuse, Colonel. I was in this man's army when the only thumb you cared about was the one you had in your mouth.
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Colonel Flagg : Now I'm blowing the whistle on you, Freedman.
Dr. Sidney Freedman : Blow away.
Colonel Flagg : Col. Potter, this man, this American, never signed his Officer's Loyalty Oath. And I intend to see that he's thrown out of the service.
Hawkeye : Very smart, Sidney.
B.J. : Where do we go to not sign?
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Colonel Flagg : Hey, you!
Klinger : What?
Colonel Flagg : This is the army, soldier!
Klinger : I get that feeling too!
Colonel Flagg : Hey!
Klinger : What?
Colonel Flagg : The next time I see you, Tinker Bell, you'd better be in uniform and as GI as General MacArthur! You hear me?
Klinger : Loud and clear, Mary.
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Colonel Flagg : Major Freedman?
Dr. Sidney Freedman : Yeah?
Colonel Flagg : Colonel Flagg. We played poker once.
Dr. Sidney Freedman : Oh, sure. With Intelligence, right?
Colonel Flagg : I have nothing to do with intelligence.
Dr. Sidney Freedman : Better. You won't get worry lines.
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Colonel Sherman T. Potter : But it takes more than four sound legs to make a stallion run. Takes a sound heart and a sound mind.
Colonel Flagg : It also takes a rider who's not afraid to go to the whip.