M*A*S*H (TV Series)
The Army-Navy Game (1973)
John Orchard: Capt. 'Ugly John' Black
Quotes
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Capt. 'Ugly John' Black : [Hawkeye, Trapper, and Ugly John are playing poker] I'll open for two blues.
Army Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre : Wait a minute. The blues are worth $5,000 or $10,000?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : For the last time, the whites are worth $5,000, the blues are worth $10,000, the reds are worth $25,000. A whole stack is worth a million, and at the end of the game, we'll settle for half.
[Hawkeye and Trapper bid]
Capt. 'Ugly John' Black : I'll call.
Army Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre : By the way, what happens if the bomb doesn't go off?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Then the whites are worth 25 cents, the blues are worth 50 cents, and the reds are worth a dollar.