- Major Snead: [to Perigot] I don't like this, Mr. President. MacGyver's an environmentalist. You can't trust those people.
- MacGyver: Well, get a helicopter from someplace else!
- Abe Sherman: This is the only one of its kind, or at least it's the only one of two of its kind. I told you it was complicated!
- [first lines]
- Elliott: No, no, you'll damage the chopper.
- Major Snead: ID the perp?
- Elliott: It had to be that temp working security.
- LaManna: The old rumpled guy?
- Elliott: Right.
- Major Snead: B.N. for Mr. Harding.
- Elliott: B.N.?
- Major Snead: Bad news.
- [last lines]
- Duke Luke: S-S-So, what happened?
- Abe Sherman: Uh... MacGyver?
- MacGyver: What?
- Jeffrey: Huh?
- MacGyver: Oh, uh, well, it's...
- Abe Sherman, MacGyver: [together] It's kind of complicated.