- MacGyver: [introducing himself] MacGyver.
- Penny Parker: [asking about his name] First or last?
- MacGyver: Yep.
- Emmenthaler: You will be the only man in Montana without a gun. How will you defend yourself?
- MacGyver: I'll just have to think of something.
- MacGyver: I'm not much of a drinker, but I'd be willing to pay for the food and settle for a bottle of milk.
- [piano stops playing abruptly]
- Wilt Bozer: Milk?
- Milt Bozer: What kind, pilgrim? Cow? Horse? Goat? or Mother's?
- [first lines]
- MacGyver: [angrily] Thanks for the ride!
- Pete Thornton: Well, now, wait a minute. Hold it. We're not through talking yet.
- MacGyver: I am.
- [last lines]
- Pete Thornton: What's this?
- [picks up the knife from MacGyver's dream]
- Pete Thornton: Wow, look at that. Well, you don't want to lose that. Looks like it's 100 years old.