- Paul Buchman: Alright, it was years ago, but it was on Halloween, right? So I was dressed up like Superman. So I'm dressed as Superman. I was standing there, minding my own business, as Superman is wont to do, and all of a sudden, the Escobar brothers, they come out of nowhere...
- Jamie Stemple Buchman: The Escobar brothers?
- Paul Buchman: Yes, the Escobar brothers: Matty, Felipe and Jesus. So they, they'd just turned 10, so they were like a reign of terror.
- Jamie Stemple Buchman: I thought you were Superman.
- Paul Buchman: They don't respect the uniform.
- Jamie Stemple Buchman: I'm so sorry. Who died?
- Debbie: Oh, just one of my clients. It's a business funeral, not a pleasure funeral.
- Jamie Stemple Buchman: It's a love story about two gymnasts.
- Paul Buchman: What's the matter with you?
- Jamie Stemple Buchman: What?
- Paul Buchman: Why, why would you want to see a bad movie?
- Jamie Stemple Buchman: You know what? You're homophobic.
- Paul Buchman: Why would you insist on seeing a bad movie?
- Jamie Stemple Buchman: You've never even seen it.
- Paul Buchman: I never will see this movie.
- Jamie Stemple Buchman: That's because you're homophobic.
- Paul Buchman: No.
- Jamie Stemple Buchman: It's the same reason you won't let a man give you a massage.
- Paul Buchman: No, that's because I, no, that's not true at all. I don't think if a stranger, if a stranger is rubbing oil on my buttocks...
- Jamie Stemple Buchman: That is not it. The word penis makes you uncomfortable.