Malcolm in the Middle (TV Series)

Humilithon (2002)

Chris Eigeman: Lionel Herkabe

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• Lionel Herkabe : [sarcastically]  Ah, the golden boy has returned. Release the doves!

  Malcolm : Hi, Mr. Herkabe.

  Lionel Herkabe : And you must be Reese. I have been thoroughly briefed on you and if you do one thing wrong, I'm going to go medeival on your permanent record.

  Reese : Ask yourself this, what happened to the old dean of disipline?

• Lionel Herkabe , Hal : [notices Hal mopping]  What are you doing?

  Hal : Mopping. In about five minutes, I will have my two hours and that should be enough to discharge my obligation from the volunteer program.

  Lionel Herkabe : Oh, no, it does not, because you've been expelled.

  Hal : All I know is I've been mopping! And this floor looks pretty darn clean to me!

  Lionel Herkabe : But that was UNAUTHORIZED mopping!

  Hal : It is spotless! And maybe we should just see whether the principal thinks it's a job well done.

  Lionel Herkabe : [walks over to a plant and throws a handful of dirt on the ground]  It's not even clean.