Married... with Children (TV Series)
Desperately Seeking Miss October (1989)
Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy, Al's Father
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Quotes
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Al : Steve, I may not know the color of my wife's eyes. I don't know my kids' birthdays. But I know that's Brandi Brandt. Born 1968. Teeny teeny birthmark, around bend of left knee. Favorite movie "The Big Bus."
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Al : Look Peg, Brandi Brandt. Isn't she great?
Peggy Bundy : I don't see what's so hot about her.
Al : You will when she's tacked up on the headboard. Upstairs, Now!
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Al : Dad, I thought you were dead.
Al's Father : I thought you were alive.
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Al's Father : So, how's tricks? How are the kids?
Al : Fine.
Al's Father : How are my Playboys?
Al : You know, huh?
Al's Father : [sarcastically] No, I care how you and the kids are.
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Al's Father : You know, everybody up there is laughing at you.
Al : What do you mean everybody's laughing at me? Is Abe Lincoln laughing at me?
Al's Father : Abe, Socrates, Moe, Larry, Curly.
Al : The 3 Stooges are laughing at me? How about Marilyn Monroe? Is Marilyn laughing at me?
Al's Father : She doesn't even know you're alive.
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Brandi Brandt : I love the shoes. How much?
Al : They're on the house. After all, you've made it possible for Steve and I to have sex with our wives.
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Brandi Brandt : Do you mind if I walk in them?
Al : I'd prefer you dance in them, but it's not mandatory.
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Peggy Bundy : What is it about men? They have perfectly good wives at home and yet they have to look at women like these.
Al : Well I guess every now and then a guy who drives a Dodge likes to close his eyes and imagine it's a Ferrari.
Peggy Bundy : Yeah, but what difference would that make to you? You don't know how to drive.
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Al : Listen, there's nothing that ou can ask your mother you can't ask me. Go ahead, shoot.
Kelly Bundy : Okay. Well, I'm ovulating and when this happens, I get this pinching little cramp. What should I do?
Al : Walk it off. And remember, the next time, stretch before you ovulate.
