Married... with Children (TV Series)
User Friendly (1995)
Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy
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Quotes
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Jefferson D'Arcy : [flicks a switch on the side of a counter] Hey, Al, you know, I've always been meaning to ask you, what does this switch do?
Al Bundy : I don't know. Get over here and sit down.
[Jefferson sits next to Al]
Al Bundy : That's your problem, you know that?
Jefferson D'Arcy : What?
Al Bundy : You don't know how to relax.
Jefferson D'Arcy : Mm.
[Al looks at the switch]
Al Bundy : What the hell does that switch do?
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Jefferson D'Arcy : Okay, tell us where the circuit box is.
Bob Rooney : Outside.
Al Bundy : Aha!
Jefferson D'Arcy : Heh heh heh heh! Thank God for Bob Rooney.
Al Bundy : We could have been inside for days.
Marcy D'Arcy : Guys, please call an electrician.
Jefferson D'Arcy , Bob Rooney , Al Bundy : WE WILL NOT!