- Lester Gruber: We'll be rich!
- Harrison Bell: We'll be famous!
- Ensign Charles Parker: We'll be arrested!
- Ensign Charles Parker: [the crew finds a piano] Hey, I took lessons for several years anyone like to hear Beethoven's 5th?
- Lester Gruber: I'd like a fifth but not Beethoven.
- Captain Wallace B. Binghamton: [Captain Binghamton is riding on the PT 73 and everyone is laughing] What is this?... The U.S.S. Hyena?
- Captain Wallace B. Binghamton: One of these days, I'm gonna get you McHale.
- Lt. Commander Quinton McHale: Do keep trying, Sir.
- Captain Wallace B. Binghamton: I could just scream.