- Harrison Bell: Hey! Somebody's been stealing my clothes!
- Fuji Kobiaji: Somebody been eating in my kitchen!
- Lt. Commander Quinton McHale: Hey! Somebody's been sleeping in my bed!
- Lester Gruber: You three bears better start lookin' for Goldilocks.
- Happy: Look.
- Lt. Commander Quinton McHale: What do you know? Goldilocks... with a dye job.
- Lt. Commander Quinton McHale: I'm sorry, Kim Su, but you just couldn't stay here.
- Fuji Kobiaji: Why not? You got me and I not supposed to be here.
- Kim Su: Oh, thank you, Uncle Binghamton!
- Lt. Commander Quinton McHale: No no no, Uncle Wally! Here, give him a big hug!
- Commander Carmichael: You allow them to live on their own little island?
- Captain Wallace B. Binghamton: Frankly, gentlemen, I look upon it more as sort of an isolation ward.