- Jake Hanson: [meeting Jo for the first time, after he finds a box of photographic equipment at his door] So you're um... a photographer then?
- Jo Reynolds: And so you're ah... CIA or KGB, or just nosy?
- Jake Hanson: Well, the box was in front of my door, wasn't it? I'm Jake Hanson. I live right there.
- Jo Reynolds: Oh, the motorcycle aficionado. Yeah, Rhonda gave me caps and reviews on all the neighbors. There's Billy the writer, there's Michael the doctor, and there's Jake, the silent type.
- Jake Hanson: And you're uh...
- Jo Reynolds: Jo. The private type.
- Jake Hanson: You know, you gotta watch the water around here. The plumbing's kind of weird, you know. Like, you turn on hot, I get cold. That kind of thing.
- Jo Reynolds: So, what are you saying? I have to call you before I shower?
- Jake Hanson: No, no. Just if you hear my shower going, wait. Generally, I take short showers.
- Jo Reynolds: Oh, I'm so relieved.
- Jo Reynolds: I just broke up with my husband, what's your excuse?
- Allison Parker: I just broke up with somebody else's husband.
- Jo Reynolds: [to Jake] Oh, that's right. The hot-cold thing. When you're hot, I'm cold. How unfortunate.
- Jake Hanson: You know, as far as I know, there's no welcome wagon around here. At least nothing official. So, if you want someone to show you around town...
- Jo Reynolds: [rudely interrupting] I'll call a cab.