- Billy Campbell: I'm a writer.
- Alison Parker Armstrong: Writer? What kind of writer?
- Billy Campbell: A novelist.
- Alison Parker Armstrong: You mean like Jackie Collins?
- Billy Campbell: No, I mean like Norman Mailer.
- Alison Parker Armstrong: Is Natalie in there?
- Jake Hanson: Why is it that every time a girl doesn't show up at night, people think she's at my apartment?
- Alison Parker Armstrong: Is she?
- Matt Fielding: [Matt wishes Rhonda well before she goes on her big date] I want details.
- Rhonda Blair: Honey, I'm praying for details.
- [first lines]
- Radio Announcer: Good morning, Los Angeles. It's seven thirty am in the City of Angels, and the temperature today is expected in the low to mid eighties. At the present time, its seventy two degrees under sunny skies, with air quality in the unhealthful range. Traffic into the city is moving well except for the four oh five...
- Alison Parker Armstrong: [to Billy] Billy, I will live with you, but that does not mean I have to dance with you.
- Alison Parker Armstrong: Oh, before I forget. Above and beyond everything I've told you so far, you've got to remember one very important thing. Always, always leave the toilet seat down. Okay?
- Billy Campbell: Cool.
- Sandy Louise Harling: [to Rhonda] Daytime is just a dress rehearsal. Anything - and I mean anything - worth knowin' happens at night.
- David Silver: Kelly, it's a red zone. You can't park here.
- Kelly Taylor: Yeah, I know. You guys go ahead. I'll be back later to pick you up, okay?
- Donna Martin: Why?
- Kelly Taylor: Well, Jake lives around the corner. I just want to see if he's home.
- Donna Martin: Kelly, don't you really think that if Jake really wanted to see you he'd call you? I mean, you left enough messages.
- Kelly Taylor: Maybe something happened.
- David Silver: Yeah, like he permanently lost your number.
- Kelly Taylor: David, why don't you just shut up.
- Jake Hanson: Kelly?
- Kelly Taylor: Jake. Why didn't you return any of my calls? I left a bunch of messages for you. Didn't you get them?
- Jake Hanson: Yeah. I was just busy working on this house, that's all.
- Kelly Taylor: Jake, if you don't wanna see me then I guess that's something I'll have to deal with. But don't you think you owe me some kind of explanation? I mean, three weeks ago you show up at my mom's wedding and you say let's try to make this work, and the next thing I knew you just disappeared.
- Jake Hanson: Kelly, I was there as your date. I don't remember us planning our future together.
- Kelly Taylor: Don't tell me you didn't feel anything.
- Jake Hanson: What do you want me to do? Spend my summer hanging out at the Beverly Hills Beach Club with you and your friends?
- Kelly Taylor: I don't know. But I... I just wish you'd just stop avoiding me. It's making me crazy.
- Kelly Taylor: Donna, you saw us at my Mom's wedding. I just don't think he'd blow me off without an explanation.
- Donna Martin: Well, Dylan did warn you.
- Kelly Taylor: I'm so sick of hearing people say, "I told you so". It is my life, okay?
- Donna Martin: Fine.
- Kelly Taylor: Just go.
- David Silver: Just don't strand us here, okay.
- Kelly Taylor: Look, if you think I'm some stupid lovesick teenager making a fool of myself, then why don't you just tell me, okay, and I will leave. But if you really feel something for me, and you're afraid of it because you think you're too old and I'm too young. Well, I don't care what anybody thinks about us, Jake. And I don't know why you do, either.
- Jake Hanson: I don't. I'm just trying to do what's right.
- Kelly Taylor: What's right is what you feel. Otherwise, you're just lying to yourself.
- Jake Hanson: Yeah, well sometimes you got to lie to yourself once in a while just to keep life running smoothly.
- [last lines]
- Alison Parker Armstrong: Why don't they teach you this in college?
- Billy Campbell: Okay, Allison, we're going in too.
- Sandy Louise Harling: Jake, I have just decided that if you're gonna date high school girls, I'm gonna date high school boys. Starting with this one.
- [to Steve]
- Sandy Louise Harling: You're cute.
- Steve Sanders: Steve Sanders.
- Sandy Louise Harling: Hi. Sandy. So, where you all from, anyway?
- Jake Hanson: Beverly Hills.
- Sandy Louise Harling: Oh, Beverly Hills. Handsome and rich.
- [about Kelly]
- Sandy Louise Harling: Is she from Beverly Hills too?
- Steve Sanders: Yeah.
- Sandy Louise Harling: Well, I do believe I'm beginning to get the picture.
- Jake Hanson: Sandy's an actress. Don't believe anything she says.
- Sandy Louise Harling: Shut up, Jake.
- Steve Sanders: You know, my Mom's an actress. Samantha Sanders.
- Sandy Louise Harling: Like the Samantha Sanders from Hartley House? Oh my God. Well, I would do just anything to meet her.
- Steve Sanders: Let me give you my number, and maybe you can drop by this weekend.
- Sandy Louise Harling: When it comes to women, you just don't think with your brain. I know that from first hand experience, remember? You probably don't.
- Jake Hanson: Of course I do.
- Billy Campbell: [to Allison] I mean, I'm starting to feel like this sexually repressed, totally frustrated newt. The other night I was spilling my guts to my buddy and I was dangerously close to just emasculating myself.