Men in Black: The Series (TV Series)

The Alpha Syndrome (1997)

Keith Diamond: Jay

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Jay : [to Z]  I got the K part, I got the Alpha part... what was your part in all this?

  Zed : Never, ever ask me about my past. Oh, by the way, kid... thanks for sticking with K. It means a lot to him.

  Jay : Course I'm sticking with K! You know he'd never admit it, but he needs me.

• Jay : [connected to alien tech]  Is this thing safe?

  Elle : It's intended for the originator of the memories. It'll either work, or your head will explode.

  Elle : You asked.

• Jay : You're ignoring Zed's orders? Who's the hot dog here?

  [sees the LTD is gone] 

  Jay : Our wheels! We've been carjacked!

  Kay : Sorry, kid. I can't take you on this one.

  Jay : What? Why?

  Kay : I've already left. Besides, the underwear wrench can't tighten the laughing lumbago...

  [melts, and is revealed to be a Quick-Clone] 

• Alpha : Oh, bad boy!

  [stings the heart and drops it] 

  Jay : You... killed it!

  Kay : That was completely unnecessary, Alpha!