David Caruso: Michael Hayes

Quotes 

• Eddie Diaz : Where are you going?

  Michael Hayes : To ruin the D.A.'s Lunch!

• Michael Hayes : [Walking in while a man is putting his information on the door]  You might just want to leave the title, I may not be here that long.

• Michael Hayes : [Looking around at his new office's decor, specifically the decorative plates]  I think we want to send these back to Mr. Von. I won't want to accidentally put a cornbeef sandwich down on a family hairloom.

  Joan : [She laughs and shakes her head]  They don't belong to Mr. Von. They're on permanent loan from the Smithsonian.

  Michael Hayes : Oh.

  [Looking around again] 

  Michael Hayes : Uh, You know Joan, I don't - I don't see myself as a 'plates in the office" kind of guy.

  Michael Hayes : [She smiles understandingly]  I'll send them back.

  Michael Hayes : Thank You.