Midsomer Murders (TV Series)

A Tale of Two Hamlets (2003)

Christopher Good: Simon Smythe-Webster

Quotes 

• Rupert Smythe-Webster : It's God's will, Simon.

  Simon Smythe-Webster : No, it isn't. It's your will.

  Rupert Smythe-Webster : In Upper Warden it's all the same thing.

• Frank Webster : [referring to his family traditions]  ... the youngest goes off to the Crusades, but I decided to join the Godless infidels and became a movie producer.

  DCI Tom Barnaby : You produced "The House of Satan."

  Frank Webster : The highest grossing U.K.-financed movie of the last decade.

  Simon Smythe-Webster : Gross is an appropriate word.