Midsomer Murders (TV Series)

A Tale of Two Hamlets (2003)

Leo Bill: Darren

Quotes 

• Jack Wilson : Back to normal then.

  Darren : Normal's a bit weird around here, isn't it Mr. Wilson?

  Jack Wilson : No, Darren, weird's another place.

• Darren : Mr. Wilson's brought out a special edition because of the murder and he's written an editorial about how the police haven't a clue.

  [Troy shows Darren his warrant card] 

  Darren : Oh. I see. Shall I make a cup of tea?

  Sergeant Gavin Troy : Yeah. Then you can tell me what the clue is that the police don't have.

• Sergeant Gavin Troy : Would you like to be famous, Darren?

  Darren : Oh, I'd love to, but I can't see that happening, can you?

  Sergeant Gavin Troy : Let's hope not. If you'd murder Larry Smith, you'd be famous.

  Darren : But only 15 minutes. Is it worth it?